jerma enthusiast

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

I DESPISE that Nick workshop mod where he is shirtless BUT HAS PERFECT SKIN, SHAVED BODY AND MUSCLES!!!! HE IS HAIRY AND HAS A BEAR BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE GIVE ME HAIRY NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!