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being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert