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I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it