Large As A Barge

Its cute that you think you can hide what you are. You try to keep your appetite under wraps in public and to come off as self-aware and under control but everyone can see what you’re doing to yourself. When you’re eating lunch with friends you may even pretend that you’re full after your first entree but your body doesn’t lie. Your thick double chin, your puffy soft arms, your heavy belly straining your waist, and your plump thighs that force you to waddle. These are all the tell tale signs of a greedy piggy and you’re covered in them. It’s so easy to tell that every night, once you get home, the facade comes crashing down and you turn into the gluttonous fat ass you really are. How else would you have gotten this heavy and out of control? You can’t help but strip down and stuff yourself with empty calories until you pass out. Soon enough everyone will know though, it’s only a matter of time before all of your self awareness breaks down and you start bingeing like an obscene lard ass whenever possible without a second thought. Doesn’t that excite you piggy?