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learning that providing people with food when they're experiencing a huge life change has really revolutionised my supportive gift-giving techniques and it works every single time. you've just moved house? takeaway gift card. you have a new baby? takeaway gift card. you're suffering a bereavement? guess what. takeaway gift card. have one evening of not having to thing about cooking or groceries or meal planning. take a little breathing space.

#my brain deciding what information to retain

Potential Client: Why should I pay for this? What's the difference between your services and these online AI tools? Me, a Lawyer with ~10 Years Experience: First of all, my hallucinations are managed by medication

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

Unfortunately unintentional homoeroticism often beats out intentional lgbtq romance because it’s allowed to be more toxic because they don’t have annoying bitches yapping in their ear that it’s bad lgbt rep

he looks like he needs a cigarette