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the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"
This is just modern on site training
九九消寒图 Jiǔjiǔ Xiāohán Tú / Figure of 9 * 9 (looking forwards to) cold dispersing
Starting on Zongzhi (the Winter Solstice), people will mark the days one by one. After 9 x 9 days (81 days), the spring will have arrived. There are many ways to mark the days. This year 霖与尘 have presented a drawing of persimmons. Persimmons signify that everything will go well. One could print out the drawing and fill the persimmons one by one from day to day.
Blanket permission to repost for non-commercial purpose in introducing Zongzhi here.
The artist’s xiaohantu from previous years here.
what did you expect, it’s a recently issued penguin classic and you didn’t even peel it
older books are softer and tastier, the acid has had a chance to work on the paper to make it melt-in-your-mouth tender plus older pages have a texture and grain that modern editions lack. get one from the 60s and PEEL IT. it’s less funny but it makes all the difference
source: all the books I’ve eaten
Lauren W. Scotto (American, based Woonsocket, RI, USA) - Eastbound, Acrylic, Gouache and Colored Pencil on Paper
[ID: A rendition of the driver’s side mirror of a car that is driving down a highway alongside foliage and telephone poles and a single house in the distance. The sky in front of the car in the painting’s background is bright blue with blotches of muddy gray streaked through. The sky in the rearview mirror is pale yellow and overcome with dark swirling clouds that are tinged with deep orange and dull purple. /end ID]

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When you girlfriend comes back from the dead, but she doesn’t come back right.
I’m brave enough to admit that after listening to the same 30 classic rock songs on the radio for two decades that some of them are simply shit
if I’m any less vague they’ll have to put me into witness protection
@elodieunderglass I think she heard you
The post is exactly a year old. The old sword lady is slow but persistent, like the assassin snail

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Cat sonar: locating human
(via)
he is somehow stupider than the majority of people who use tiktok
my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session
People in the notes confused because they're so accustomed to running water they don't know how close diarrhea might have otherwise come to killing them if they've had it even once lol it's killed more humans than just about anything in history
We’re the granddaughters of the bowels you couldn’t irritate
Mine would be baffled that I've gone 5+ years with bloody diarrhea. Inflammatory Bowel Disease has probably always existed, but they didn't have treatment.
I do want to specifically shout out Dr Thomas Latta, who is the person who gave us IV hydration, and pretty much magically cured cholera with it in his first attempt. From his diary:
I attempted to restore the blood to its natural state, by injecting copiously into the larger intestines warm water.. trusting that the power of absorption might not be altogether lost, but by these means I produced, in no case, any permanent benefit.. I at length resolved to throw the fluid immediately into the circulation. In this, having no precedent to direct me, I proceeded with much caution. The first subject of experiment was an aged female. She had apparently reached the last moments of her earthly existence, and now nothing could injure her – indeed, so entirely was she reduced, that I feared I should be unable to get my apparatus ready ere she expired. Having inserted a tube into the basilic vein, cautiously – anxiously, I watched the effects; ounce after ounce was injected, but no visible change was produced. Still persevering, I though she began to breathe less laboriously, soon the sharpened features, and sunken eye, and fallen jaw, pale and cold, bearing the manifest impress of death's signet, began to glow with returning animation; the pulse, which had long ceased, returned to the wrist; at first small and quick, by degrees it became more and more distinct ... and in the short space of half and hour, when six pints had been injected, she expressed in a firm voice that she was free from all uneasiness, actually became jocular, and fancied all she needed was a little sleep.
Diarrhea can very easily be death by dehydration, especially when you can't consume oral fluids (Cholera causes extreme vomiting as well). Not only did we solve part of the problem with clean water, the other half was learning how to put clean water into our bodies (with salt).
Also fun fact, Thomas Latta was active in England at the same time as John Snow, the father of epidemiology, also in response to the Cholera epidemics at the time.
we could've had it all

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
For future reference