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diversity win! the villain running ur town to the ground and is setting everything on fire is non-binary!

telling a 20 year old journalism student that you picked up at the gay bar about your ex-husband like "he appeared frail and stupid to me, a man made of dried twigs with a thin carping voice" is so fucking funny another insane ldpdl moment

Hello fictional man, you badly need therapy. Unfortunately, what I'll be giving you instead is men and more feelings.

i think people have this idea of kids being instantly traumatized when exposed to anything even sexually adjacent but as a 90s kid who watched mtv cartoons i wasnt supposed to my reaction was mostly "lmfao what"

the thing about Hannibal (2013) and Interview With the Vampire (2022) is that once you’ve seen both of them, you get trapped in the Infinite Feedback Loop Of Evil Gay People. you finish Hannibal and immediately you’re like “where can I get more of this exact kind of relationship on TV,” and so you watch IWTV. and then you finish IWTV and immediately you’re like “where can I get more of this exact kind of relationship on TV,” and so you watch Hannibal. you try to break the cycle by watching Killing Eve, but then you have to deal with season 4 of Killing Eve, and when you finish it you’re like “fuck I need something to feel better after that series finale,” so you watch IWTV. do you see the problem. someone needs to make another show where gay people make each other worse until the only way to resolve the tension between them is to literally consume each other. I am Sisyphus and Jacob Anderson is the bolder and Hugh Dancy is also the bolder and Sandra Oh is standing at the top of the mountain laughing at me. do you see. do you see.

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

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