I Can't Exist Within My Own Head

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Woman: Hey honey.

Girlfriend: Oh, hey babe! What's up?

Woman: I was wondering if uh, we could, try something new tonight? ...In the bedroom?

Girlfriend: Oh- Ohhh! What have you got in mind?

Woman: Something I've wanted to do for a very, very long time. Just trust me, okay? In the bedroom, ten minutes, on all fours and [makes ggghgrhrhrhrhhrhggh noise].

Girlfriend: [makes sound back]

Woman: Yes! Just do it, okay?

[Eleven Minutes Later]:

Girlfriend: [makes The Sound]

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

Field of Jars, Laos (ancient, uncertain origins; heavily damaged by American Forces in the Vietnam War, now partially a hazardous minefield)

Stone spheres of Costa Rica (ancient, uncertain origins/purpose)

Anasazi ruins, USA (ancient, uncertain origins)

Nazca Lines, Lima, Peru (ancient, uncertain origins)

Malakoff Diggins, Nevada City, USA (result of hydraulic gold mining)

Nuestro Pueblo “Watts Towers”, Los Angeles, USA (lone man spent 33yrs building these in his yard)

Aaand a couple natural things that I can never get over:

‘Sailing Stones’ of Death Valley, USA (they move on their own)

Banyan trees, India (one tree takes root repeatedly and looks like many trees)

“This punishment is not working…”