More like Morrigan fail amiright

making a mad dash for the peaches of immortality i dont need em im already fated to destroy the world in like ten thousand years and im doubly immortal already but the goddesses would be so pissed

i got recognized at the movie theater by the way. so to that person: if you're reading this you're a fag

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

“because he’s an asshole?” HE’S A NAZI!!!! HE IS A RACIST AND A NAZI!!!!!!! distilling racism and nazism down to “asshole” is peaaaaaak white liberal fuckery

my hands hurt