morgberry street

everyone start thrifting for books right now. you will find so many truly awesome books for a fraction of the price and it will allow you to build your personal library 10x faster

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

I know the chronic pain is chronic and all but ow damn augh fuck ouchie