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Malcolm Bright deserved better, and by better I mean worse, one million more seasons of Tom Payne in pain, please, please, please, please

me watching the prodigal son pilot: okay betty cooper... okay knock off will graham, let him cook... hi michael sheen... wait the siblings are sibling-ing... wait he's silly?? OH HI LANE!!! wait he has... rizz?? okay... wait *record scratch* WTF????? 23 minutes and 44 seconds into this show and i'm watching this insane little man gleefully chop off some dude's hand that he just met while reciting a little daily affirmation to himself to psych himself up and now he's stumbling around with THEE most insane look in his eyes and a smile on his face like i fear obSESSED is too mild a word. the instant blorbofication of this freak. incredible.

me watching the prodigal son pilot: okay betty cooper... okay knock off will graham, let him cook... hi michael sheen... wait the siblings are sibling-ing... wait he's silly?? OH HI LANE!!! wait he has... rizz?? okay... wait *record scratch* WTF????? 23 minutes and 44 seconds into this show and i'm watching this insane little man gleefully chop off some dude's hand that he just met while reciting a little daily affirmation to himself to psych himself up and now he's stumbling around with THEE most insane look in his eyes and a smile on his face like i fear obSESSED is too mild a word. the instant blorbofication of this freak. incredible.

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

Why is it called a comfort ship when i want to inflict blunt force trauma on both of them