Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
occasionally subtle
Origami Around
wallacepolsom
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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ojovivo
blake kathryn
Monterey Bay Aquarium
dirt enthusiast
Andulka
Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
@theartofmadeline
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@mopheadedlumberjack
Some of the conservative str8 men on this site literally sound like Dwight Schrute
The solution is clearly to devise a sort of breast-feeding sling she can wear, leaving both hands free for weapons.
This is why ambidextrous pistol proficiency is SO important when you’re nursing!!!!
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Making a robot out of chocolate | source
Ma! It's that chocolate guy again!
The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…
everytime I say something on a discord server I get a lowkey feeling everyone’s just lookin at me like this
Fellas, if your game has:
A Simple Style
An Emphasis on Building
Esoteric Crafting Recipes
A Leveling/Enchanting System
Traveling Through Different Dimensions
A Meta Narrative
And Frog Breeding
Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck
WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR FUCK IS HOMESTUCK
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goth girl cock
you know what? goth boy pussy.
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
Here it is. The post that started it all.
40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy
a boat that uses he/him pronouns and the sails are replaced by trans flags
how dare u hide this in the tags
here are some things I just heard:
a door slamming
someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice
some things I heard myself:
a light thud
someone exclaiming “listen here, one of us can see in the dark and it’s not me, so we’re gonna have to figure this out”
a meow
literally every minor sound from the street carries up to us since it’s so narrow, last year this happened:
a deep voice going “HEY”
me immediately concerned, it is dark, what is happening
same deep voice: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE”
the playful jingling of dog tags
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH”
jingle jingle jingle
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I can't believe my STEM major ass laughed at this
stem majors love seeing incredibly basic concepts and going "yeah this is unique to me. non-academics can't possibly understand this."
this is why I hate engineers
dungeons and daddies
"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"
adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.
fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines
Intelligence is knowing how to pronounce Pikachu
Wisdom is knowing your parents mispronounced Pikachu on purpose
I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better
i wanna ruin our parasocial relationship we should be online friends instead
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I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour
