Maybe ill never die becuse am special

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

“you cant ship them theyre sibling coded!!” and it’s just two people who are friends

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Where’s the rest of the gif? I need to know more

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

trauma dumpling

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?