Maybe ill never die becuse am special

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

basically unavoidable when your social group is 98% autistic but it’s so irritating when a topic comes up and someone immediately moves to establish dominance and take ownership of knowing about the subject. kinksters especially are guilty of this tbh... there’s a lot of overlap with the phenomenon of people assuming they’re the only queer neurodivergent person on tumblr. we know about bdsm okay.

everyone does this from time to time! it’s not inherently inappropriate. it’s just, you know, not every conversation needs to have the dynamic of “authoritative teacher distributing information to an ignorant student”.

I really do appreciate kingdom heart’s commitment to using old cutscenes in flashbacks. Even if the graphics have since gone through a massive change like in kh3. You want an Aqua memory? Let’s go experience the PSP together again then. More games should do this, it gets funnier the older the series is. Can you imagine a Zelda game that chronologically happens after Zelda 1 and Link has a flashback to his 8-bit self

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol