Maybe ill never die becuse am special

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

what about non binary people

fuck i don’t know

oysters

Glad I’m genderfluid

We can eat anything we want!

you have to eat oysters

fuck it, im just gonna get fatter and learn to kill in the night

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

Facebook Marketplace is evil because sometimes I get tricked into thinking someone is selling a latex or leather gimp for humiliation purposes but it turns out it’s just a wrestling dummy this sucks

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

i assumed this was porn

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout