Dragons? Aged. (And comms open)

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

crucial to alistair’s character that he is 20 years old and exactly as horny as u would expect. not at all immune to being down bad. down atrocious even. also crucial to his character however that he is mortified by this & views sexual desire and sexual advances (especially towards women) as being inherently predatory. on account of having grown up believing that his mother was preyed on by the king. and that he — the resultant bastard child — is the reason for her death. do you understand

all of which is to say he is not having a sexy shamewank thinking about nutting inside his female colleague. even in an established romantic relationship with a woman he is quietly having panic attacks in his tent every time he seriously thinks about penetrative sex