Caution: Gravity

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

Yes!

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

My mum renovated houses for thirty years, she says “you’re half right, but in some cases - particularly in houses built before 1930 - the phone does add some benefit. Could be a tablet too if you’ve an old one in the garage. And anyone who says it’s got to be a particular model is just being precious about it, whatever the forums say.”

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

if they don’t play one song by the soggy bottom boys in the new odyssey I’ll be pissed

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

The older I get, the stayer I home.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

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we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years