Caution: Gravity

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

You can lie when you name things

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[ID. two gifs and two still images of a scene from the simpsons. bart stands in a store reading a magazine called "queer focus". he turns to his mom who's staring at a display case and asks, "mom, am i a butch or a femme?" still looking at the case, marge answers, "honey, you can be anything you want to be." bart makes a pleasantly surprised expression and continues reading. end ID.]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians