Mindlessly directed.

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

I’m having an in of body experience right now

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

the vibes are SOOOOOO BAD recently OMFGGG. or i’m just depressed idk but does no one else feel this like holy fuck ….

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

Wait is he saying that or is she

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man