Just Pure Chaos

From The Snowball Effect by Haley Cass

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

From The Snowball Effect by Haley Cass

reblog to microwave them faster

psa for fellow formal wear enthusiasts

imagine the two certified baddies(TM) giving birth to the bald ugly ass bird baby and thinking this is the most adorable kid ever

Commission for @protect-amayas-smile based on this fic by @lexa-lives-in-us​ that y’all should check out! Thank you so much for commissioning I loved drawing them again. Commission info ~ Ko-fi

Happy 413 for all who celebrate!!! Here are all the pictures I took at NYCstuck! I had so much fun! This was my first-ever Homestuck event I went to, plus my first-ever Homestuck cosplay. I'll post pictures of that later. It was so nice meeting everyone. I hope they have another one next year

New York City, 1970s

— by Georges Rochegrosse

Due to its surprising popularity on the many places it's been posted and reposted to, I decided to finally complete this little wlw sketch that I had kind of given up on. I'm hoping to have it riso printed soon !

continuation of this lolol

if only neil knew what would come