Moonyen Nonnie

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

Very helpful actually

[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.

There are many pebbles and random shiny things I will find on the ground and put in my pocket. How wonderful is it that the spring ephemerals are growing? It's nice that some days recently have been sunny and warm enough to lounge in a camp chair while pretending to be a lizard on a rock for a couple hours. My houseguests for Beltane are looking forward to spending time reconnecting with me over charcuterie and flower crowns. That campsite I'm planning to visit this summer is going to be a much needed adventure, even if it rains. Today I saw a rabbit and a squirrel on my way to work, which made me smile. That Mediterranean tuna and bean recipe I saw online looks promisingly tasty and nutritious. I never expected to live this long, so every birthday is notable and deserves to be celebrated.

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again