haha…. bofa them

By walking the landlord through the apartment and pointing out every minor, non-infractable scratch and dent (which amounted to $100 of security deposit, wasn’t even one I pointed out, whatever) and profusely apologizing for the mess, I managed to prevent him from noticing the cracked window pane and missing countertop replaced with a sheet of plastic

Yeah man that countertop was always like that. The sheet of plastic says Mitsubishi on the back because they, uh, got into making tables.

I ate too much. I nine

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

@moonthegoon

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

how is it still march

sciencetists conjecture a "island of stability" at around 15-16 standard cups of coffee