hi i’m a grub and i live in the soil

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

fruits basket is the greatest manga ever written almost solely for the fact that from the first chapter we’re supposed to be mystified and curious about these elusive shape shifting boys that are so incredibly rare and impossible and secretive. meanwhile one of the protagonist’s best friends and her little brother are also just casually psychics and everyone seems to be vaguely aware of it??? and they also literally never use their powers to do anything about the sohma family curse they’re just twinning in goth fashion and making biting remarks???

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

May I please have 1 everything

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