hi i’m a grub and i live in the soil

does anyone want to lash out at innocent people later

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry