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moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

i sometimes forget that this is everyone’s first time on earth too. like. this is my first time seeing a butterfly this color. but its that little girl’s first time seeing any butterfly, ever. and i accidentally left a bag of groceries at the store after paying and now i’m cursing under my breath and it’s like. there a thousand other people out there who did that today too. and a thousand more from yesterday. and. like. we’re not actually alone. and we’re not actually failing. at least not in a way that a few billion people haven’t before you

this site- no, this world- would be NOTHING without loser bisexuals

kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

the smaller graffiti on the doors say "bisogna stare in silenzio quando i bambini dormono... non quando muoiono!" aka "you need to be quiet when children are sleeping... not when they're dying!"

+ “Palestina libera!” aka “Free Palestine” and “antifa sempre” aka “always antifascist”

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos