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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

perhaps having sex in the middle of a forest would fix me

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy