this is not the end

FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO WEAR MY SNAKESKIN JEANS OUT IN PUBLIC YESSS

just sneezed so hard it made my neck stop hurting #ReverseCharlieKirk

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

they really don't respect the time of disabled people. your application can take up to 12 weeks. the specialist waitlist is 3 years. your assessment will be any time within the next 6 months. let us know if you cannot attend this appointment you waited 7 weeks for and we'll reschedule next year. we've decided to assess you at this time and day and you have to be available or any support you dared to apply for is not going to happen. and in between these long bouts of waiting you have to survive the everyday

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

I ythink doctor egg man should buttfuck the master emerald. bye!

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

wow bless my wonderous dragon life i get to grow up and know that dragons ARE real and that i am one :}

Getting high on open window air

you cut me in line at the grocery store and next time you see me im wearing the collar your dead childhood dog used to wear

i pull out the leash my dead childhood dog used, snap it on the collar and take you for a walk

why does this keep happening to me

"match my freak" until suddenly thy freak meets its match. reminds me of a saying about barks and bites

CALLING ME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY?

ITS LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY???

im genuinely so sorry for forgetting were twins

come along now, if we hurry we'll get to the dead childhood dog park before dark.

yes papa. sorry papa

do i also have to be a dog

yes. you also have to be a dog

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