Incorrect AC Milan Quotes

Luka J.: *punches someone* Christian: That's illegal. Luka J.: Why do you care? Are you a cop? Christian: No- Luka J.: Then shut up.

Francesco: *sees contact named 'love of my life' in Davide’s phone* Francesco: Aww. Francesco: Wait, this isn't my number. Francesco: *calls number* Other Line: This is McDonald's. Hello mister Bartesaghi, would you like the usual?

Álvaro: I'm going on this mission alone. I ask that you rescue me or avenge me, as appropriate.

Strahinja: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Francesco: Fight me!  Luka J., standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Spizzi: Theo? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.  Theo: I'll stop twice on the way back.

Luka J.: God, why are people so much heavier when they’re dead? Tammy: You got a lot of practice at this? Luka J.:

Strahinja: They were so annoying it almost triggered my fight or fight response. Davide: You mean fight or flight? Strahinja: No, I mean fight or fight. I'm not a damn bird, Davide.

Christian: At what age did you stop believing in Santa Claus? For me, it was six.  Álvaro: Six. Matteo: Eight. Zlatan: Four but i pretended until seven, for the presents.  Rafa: Seven. Theo, teary eyed: …WHAT? 

Mike: Act tough, Theo. Theo: But I'm not tough. Mike: That's why I said act.

Álvaro: How do you think you did? Francesco: On what? Álvaro: The final. Francesco: It's tomorrow. Álvaro: It was today at 10:15. Álvaro: December 20th 10:15. Francesco: ??? Álvaro: Francesco…

Strahinja: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now. Spizzi: There is no WiFi in prison. Strahinja: Thank you.

Davide: I love winter I hope I freeze to death 🥰

Chukwu: We can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the Milan way. Tijjani: Isn’t the Milan way just the hard way? Chukwu: Yes but even harder.

Davide: Christmas is a time of giving. Davide: Davide: So I'm giving up. 

Strahinja: I'm into polyarmory. Christian: You mean polyamory, right? Strahinja, with multiple swords: What?

Davide B.: Please don't be mad, but I think I accidentally killed someone... *completely terrified* Spizzi: I am really disappointed in you. I didn't raise you to be like this. Davide C.: We will go to the police and you will confess everything. *MEANWHILE* Francesco: I killed someone and...  Luka J.: Say no more. Get the shovel and we will go take care of the body. Fikayo: Mike and I will keep an eye out in case the police shows up. Strahinja: I have a body bag if you want to borrow. Francesco: ...ok.