did you know there are pixies in thedas?

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

it’s interesting that rogues can disarm glyphs of paralysis like any other trap. like what are they doing with that

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

@capn-twitchery

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

I love whoever decided to teach this website about simulacra via this meme

EVERY ONE SHUUUUT UP HADESTOWN PROSHOT IS RELEASING THIS SUMMER IM GONNA CRY

Like for example people assuming that I’m not American because I like roundabouts? And because I’m informed about safe road design? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed to be from a specific place to care about reducing car accidents.

Anyways I’m just bitching after I just woke up about something that doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go have a coffee.

No please I was thinking about Carmel, Indiana USA when I was talking about roundabouts don’t take me to the baguette hexagon

France is clearly a pentagon. You must be American.

L'Hexagone is literally a common nickname for France

The French must be American

Say that out loud on the streets of Paris and see how long you survive.

This is the year of secret third thing relationship dynamics. you need to put more characters in situations where they aren't exactly friends and they aren't romantic but something else. this is the time