They ran away

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

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The Chief Graphic Designer:

The being, who’d regularly been summoned by you for a while by this point briefly looked up from filing their nails and casually stated, “That was part of the deal.”

You shifted and crossed your arms, “…you know, most hitmen charge money.”

“Human currency? Ew no, don’t even wanna know where that’s been. I seriously only want the gummy worms.”

“Seriously?” You laughed a little and narrowed your eyes at them suspiciously, “I have a feeling there’s an ulterior motive here. What else do you want?”

“You, obviously.” They grinned mischievously as they purred that, finally looking you in the eyes, “You’re just too enticing to give up. Let’s spend a lot more time together, hm?”

Bright. Pink.

Your face was flushed bright pink.

God, you loved and hated how this little bastard knew all the right things to say.

If you blurt out something that you thought would be funny but it comes across as insensitive, just quickly say, “I’m sorry, that was rude, what I meant was…”

If you say something in anger or frustration, take a breath and say, “I’m sorry, that was hurtful, let me rephrase…”

If you say something heartfelt, but it comes across as insincere or ironic, say “That sounds like I’m just saying it, but I’m being truly honest…”

If you accidentally tell the waiter “enjoy your meal” just laugh and say a quick “so sorry, my brain isn’t working today!” and you will most likely get a commiserating chuckle in return.

Most of the time, the other person will accept your apology with no harm done. Sometimes they even insist they understood what you meant the first time and clarification was not needed. At times, maybe they have a right to be upset, but it never hurts to apologize again so they know that you’re taking their feelings into account.

The arguments against varied from “hotels can’t afford it” to “you should plan your periods women, you have apps for that” to “but what if men eat tampons by mistake” (what???)