⭐️serve cunt fuck nasty⭐️

everyone start having unethical fantasies about me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

what? strawberries are like. the poster child for sexy fruit.

Get a load of the strawberry fucker over here

Sirius stops mid sex to switch the record to the B side

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

the boomer music rpf group of tumblr is a literary movement akin to the Romantics or the beat generation or the modernists

money butt god bless

I have never seen a money butt before

All hail Butt Money

*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!

All my time on this app I’ve never seen the money butt. Bless. 🍑💵

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏