That’s OK because this is a seaplane.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

Ok new plan: we sneak in in the middle of the night and steal the cup so they can’t award it, and are forced to cancel the playoffs,

George Russell you're so fucking cute and silly and whimsical and hilarious I'm sorry everyone who hates you is such a loser

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are