It's too hot for this Jersey

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

Limitless (2011) dir. Neil Burger

also. also also. did you guys know that canucks head coach manny malhotra is real. he’s real and he is here to save us. when we are losing a game and everything feels bad and someone is injured and l*on dr*isaitl scores his billionth goal against us, we will look up and see manny malhotra there on the bench and it will all be okay :’)

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women