Things I Love:
Colin's cautious yet urgent gingerbread man hops, "jan jan jan!"
Dani Rojas running after like a scared puppy, "sry coach i am too scared!"
Jamie's sQuAWK that echoed thru the pitch
Roy's absolutely DELIIIGHTED expression at jamie's misfortune
Dani Rojas' voice crack, "it's okAY!"
Ted's golf claps
I’d like to add
7. The way Roy’s face falls immediately and he’s back to grumpy old fuck the second Dani confirms the prick’s prick is ok
Going to take the size of that loop as confirmation of my Jamie has a small cock headcanon.
Oh my god you’re so right holy shit
Firstly, that loop is not that small.
Secondly, have y'all heard the phrase "he's a grow-er, not a show-er"?
Thirdly, that loop was tied around a flaccid dick, not a hard one. The average circumference of a flaccid dick is about 3 inches. That loop - stretched out - would be more than 3 inches.
We can therefore assume that, when hard, our Jamie boy gets a whole lot bigger.















