alex

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

all roads lead back to amber waves

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!