zoe

babygirl are you called the dyatlov pass incident because people love making up myths about you to protect themselves from the fact that life is unpredictable and nature is indifferent

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

thatsso weird because i was feeling kind of yandere a few minute ago but now i'm pretty deredere sigh tis the life of a girl

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

maam your son was being a hype beast in chemistry class today so we had to compress him into a graduated cylinder. your son lives in a tube now 

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

you know you gotta go to bed when you start seeing the skull

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^