Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

What if there was a Planeswalker that was a 1992 Chevrolet Camaro with haste. And you had to feed it a bunch of nos artifact tokens to give it death touch and trample. And you would have a ramp Equipment card that gives you flying but it's only for the one turn.

This was the Weatherlight

Drop the name of the drug

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

boys swimming time boys swimming time

got bullied by a child playing on the beach as I was getting out of the water who looked at me, guffawed, and said "wow, that's embarrassing" and I was like "?? why?" and he turned away from me without answering lol