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i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

Y’all are not mad enough about the assassination of George Russell that happened yesterday you must listen to his full radio. It is *worse* than it seemed on the broadcast. He begged them to properly serve the penalty (and this is after they essentially blamed him for them messing it up)

o fuck there's two of them now did they grow this one in a lab from a cutting?

Obviously he made him out of chocolate. C'mon now.

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

awwww😭

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable