#monagato.asks

Its so blatantly obvious what theyre trying to do. No one with even an ounce of critical thinking and understanding of ferrari would ever believe those rumours like. The gc had a very long indepth discussion about all the reasons it just doesn’t make any sense that Ferrari would sign max and thats not even to touch on all the reasons other drivers make more sense

They are just such a fundamental mismatch. Max is used to extreme freedoms and privileges at red bull that the image conscious Ferrari would never let him get away with. They run an incredibly tight ship and like to be in control of the image around their drivers, and hes the antithesis of that - i mean, can you imagine if charles or lewis pulled that stunt with the journo?

It took me so long to answer this because it required scholarly attention 🤭💕 but here you go boldlettered my love, my top five piarles moments:

5. White Ferrari with pierre in the passenger seat wearing a CL16 Ferrari cap while charles giggles manically

4. Charles gifting pierre an mp3 player pre-loaded with their celebratory screams and pierre immediately going “we sound the same”

3. Whatever the hell was going on during the entirety of that squeezie video but especially the “i can always tell when charles is lying, when his dimples come out”

2. Cheating a bit but all their combined sports dates (and the mere fact that we have multiple), ie basketball date 1.0, tennis dates 1&2, all the footie games, and of course THE basketball date 2.0 that gave us this: (wrong ball pierre)

1. Charles sneaking out of medical before being cleared to go watch pierres podium in monza. Like this is how movies and shows tell us character a is in love with character b

Honorary mention to the pic of all time:

No need to make articles and imagine things that didn’t happen and assume races and results that didn’t happen, like the difference of treatment he gets when he makes mistakes compared to others is insane

Its genuinely insane???? Like its impossible to say what would have happened because guess what? He did spin! All by his stupid self! Where’s Lewis’ article about “what would’ve happened if colapinto didnt damage his car on lap one?” Or how about Pierre’s “what would’ve happened if max didnt stop right in front of him and then lawson flipped him into a barrier?”

89. YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING

(i personally think this one is hilarious)

Solcito mi amor

You sent this prompt on the first of July 2023 and guess who finally filled it! (ok technically its been up like 4 weeks, but i'm only getting round to posting here now)

Baby Get Me Off Again

Piarles, M, 2183 words

4 Unread Messages the banner across his screen announces. 'I'm bored' reads the first message, followed by another photo of Charles, a selfie this time, green eyes wide and pleading, kitten mouth downturned at the corners. The next message came through a few minutes later and Pierre swallows at the 'Come play with me.'.

This is an INCREDIBLY compelling argument!

It also fits to ferrari being fast, sure, but charles is SO much faster if those dumbasses didn’t hold him back with their incompetence

Sky sports uk have a created an app aimed at female sports fans supposedly to highlight the achievements of female sports stars but theyre posting ships and cutesy little “when the afternoon iced coffee treat hits just right” type shit instead.

They’re basically saying there’s Sports and then theres sports ✨for the girlies✨which is pretty boys almost kissing 🥺 and it’s infantilising, offensive and playing right in to the opinion that girls dont like sports, they just like looking at the attractive men that play it

Yepp unfortunately 🙃 🔫 pretty sure im trauma bonded to the red team and thats the only reason i come back

Heres me at my 5th birthday party in 2000.