laughing with a mouth full of blood

Every time I even slightly lower my inhibitions I start thinking about slorking on somebody's shit like an animal

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

A lot of men think they like sex when in reality they just like getting off. No offense but you don’t like sex you barely know how to have sex. Respectfully

this video makes me sob every time i watch it. not even a shred of irony

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn't torture

Why’d you make this post

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

HEY BABES IM BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON CHILDREN AT THE PARK

how was it? any cool curses

TURNS OUT KIDS CAN REFLECT CURSES WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PURGE SOME EVIL ENERGY

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

the annoying thing is that it’s about something as simple as buying a carpet for their hallway. John wants to buy a carpet but says he can’t really decide on one because his wife is far better at that and knows what will look good. And Jerry talks him into buying one of those fucking carpets and as far as I remember the episode ends with Anna having to look at it and immediately saying she doesn’t like it and I’d bet you actual money than John immediately burned that thing as soon as the filming stopped and apologised for bringing it into their home.