Every woman you know is like my hair is fried, I hate my job, and I wish I could’ve saved my grandmother

one thing about me is that I'll never move on, if I said goodbye to you 10 years ago I still miss you today

girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

im Feeling very sorrowful i Am going to drag hector’s corpse around patroclus’ funeral mound for 3 hours to calm down

his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

"don't live in the past" okay well the people I loved are there

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

2024 is gonna be the year it all turns around for my favourite colour the lovable underdog orange

Tearing down the poster of jessica simpson my teenage son has taped to his wall and replacing it with a drawing I did of a stone worn smooth by the tides.

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver

water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy