hello vonnie
dirt enthusiast
almost home
pixel skylines
Today's Document
NASA
trying on a metaphor
Love Begins
izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Jules of Nature
@theartofmadeline
Sade Olutola
KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
#extradirty
seen from Russia
seen from Greece
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Greece
@monoescent
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
FOLLOWER LIMIT: I finally reached it lmao so sorry I can't follow back :(
ATTENTION MINORS: all my blogs are 18+, but I tend to follow people without looking at their bios so feel free to message me about unfollowing/blocking if you're uncomfortable.
REBLOGS/LIKES: nobody's obligated to interact unless you want to. I completely understand.
TAGS: #honse-posting is all my rbs and posts from here.
I'm also known as Bwp96. Thank you for reading ๐
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
Markiplier 67 incident
Source: @zagreus
this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?
You must be new here.
I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen
I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.
Also the blurring out of the icons???
.....b...boobies
c'est juste des lumiรจres calmes toi
Translation (hopefully it's correct-ish): "It's just lights, calm down."
Edit: so this reblog has a content label now lmao
โญ๏ธ More about the object
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on
no one knows but look at that ass man
fuck u mean look at that ass its like 12 sub woofers in the door
Survived the porn ban ๐
if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
Okay th*n. *f youโr* sure about th*s.ย
Old Macd*nald had a farm.ย ย
*eieio
iโm going to shatter you like glass
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
wikipedia is a gem
If Iโm correct, this is from the article โlist of common misconceptionsโ which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles
https://xkcd.com/843/
The whole article is a wild ride.
I love Reddit sometimes.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
I really canโt believe Iโve been on this hell site for 8 years
Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times
one time there was a tumblr user with the url โpizzaโ and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying โomg thatโs meโ and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word
One time somebody paid $750 for the url โhiโ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams
Thereโs always been something deeply wrong with this place.
All this place needs is another scandal. Any volunteers?
Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly:ย
- Chain mail,ย โreblog this or..โ posts etc. donโt work. Theyโre not real. Nothing bad will happen if you donโt forward that mail or reblog that post.ย
-ย โIf you donโt reblog this, youโre a bad personโ is a lie. Youโre not a bad person for not clicking a button.ย
- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents.ย
- Youโre not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, youโre taking care of yourself. Thatโs amazing!ย
โโโ
#i know people have started criticizing the#โmen are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killedโ#but this is real?
Oh, yes.
A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained โOh, she just showed up to say hiโ and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went โAh, the safety. Need to get a picture?โ
Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said โHave funโ and walked out the door.
(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but Iโd just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)
My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isnโt a problem for you. It doesnโt hurt you. You arenโt being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it isโ a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situationโ and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.
The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.
They arenโt accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isnโt really a way to distinguish between โa man who isnโt dangerousโ and โa man who knows how to behave like heโs not dangerous.โ
Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.
FT my cat. His name is Mischief
I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum
"are you more strict or lenient" ABOUT WHAT???
"are you more juvenile or mature" BY WHAT STANDARD???
"are you more red or blue" I'M GONNA FUCK
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
You cant fucking do this to me
The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldnโt it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.
All times of the day are beautiful.
๐ฅบ that's actually very sweet.
