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fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

grandfather....

I can go upside down.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

“oh yeah tru”

Wool. You want wool coating for under $20 a yard? Sure you do. It’s here. Not a huge variety of colors, most are black or brown, but hey https://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/Catalog?refinementIds=4096748&Keyword=wool&pageSize=16

(I’ve been wearing my renfaire pants which are a linen mix, I think. But the frikking mosquitos that hide in the tomatoes get my arms)

And linen pajama shorts is a HARD yes.

Mood doesn’t specialize in natural fabrics but they do have basically every fabric ever made so

Period Fabric has a variety of wools, but switch to the full website if you’re on mobile