what's going on

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

I pet a cat today and the cat said pppbhfrrrgbgfbbbfgrrh

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

are you telling me that barbie STOPS the heat death of the universe?

i see that the barbie people have finally picked up on what stories little girls actually play out with their toys

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

I like how it gets hard first

i should text her

I think the ideal mutual is someone with some solid common ground but who also has a bonkers niche interest that’s totally foreign to you. It’s like a friendly educational experience

Hello. You're the most beautiful person in the world. Genuinely first place. Be sure to rest up.

This feels like a trap

Rarely, I’m nice