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moon-jellie

What should I make for dinner when I get home from my 10 hour shift

Dumpling soup

Cheeseburger bowl

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Voting ended onNov 5, 2025

moon-jellie

Dumpling soup wins for tonight!! Thank you @thesteng for the recipe

#YEAH #i am delighted

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bugjolteon

i have a genuine quashtion dont make fun of me.

are sex talks real did your parents give you a sex talk?

yes they did give me a sex talk

no they did not give me a sex talk period

no but they gave me a book about it (and didnt talk about the book)

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nuance??????????????????//

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

#my mom very awkwardly tried to give me a lesbian sex talk when I was 20 and thats it

senatortedcruz

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

#are down 5 points on the dow jones

louisegluckpdf

reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

louisegluckpdf

"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us

#every day I mourn the Nabokov course I missed taking TWICE #pale fire my enigma #pale fire my beloved #also highly recommended the luzhin defense for a deeper cut #fondling the details...

casullcasket

I know Butch Day was yesterday but not a single person mentioned Sir Integra. The woman who only dresses in suits, smokes a pack of cigars a day, and has people call her sir.

I’m disappointed in all of y’all

#sir integra hellsing i need you carnally #hellsing #this is how i remeber butch day is today

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"Hello, father," Alucard said, his fangs slick with blood. "What a warm welcome, and I'm not even the vampire you were sent here to kill."

"I am always here to kill you."

Three encounters between Alucard and Anderson.

#these two are so absurd i love it #alucard hellsing #hellsing #hellsing fic #alexander anderson #anderson hellsing #alucard/anderson #andercard

Surprisingly one of the chillest days in a good while

#moving for law school tomorrow morning...#check back in 3 months to see if I'm thinking of dropping out

stargoyle

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

#what if that was me #what if i wrote porn on the side for real #there is vaguely corporate-coded lesbian porn inside of me

grifoncito

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

#mj understandable but consider #beer that doesn't taste like beer

grifoncito

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

#it's only stout and sour ale as far as I'm concerned

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julianplum

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

pwlanier

French 20th Century Louis Philippe Style Commode

Fireside Antiques

#not a want but a need #i would lovingly place my shoddily made fish bag plus charm atop it

aquilaofarkham

A SECOND FAMILY PORTRAIT HAS HIT THE CASTLEVANIA TOWERS

#trephacard my beloved #castlevania #castlevania netflix

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hellsing Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alucard/Walter Dornez, Unrequited Alucard/Integra Hellsing, Alucard/Integra Hellsing Characters: Alucard (Hellsing), Walter Dornez, Integra Hellsing Additional Tags: Face-Fucking, Sub Alucard, Dom Integra Hellsing, sword swallowing, Fantasizing, Punishment, Hate Sex, when Walter's inner 18yr old takes over, Boot Worship, a little bit, Masturbation, alucard wants to bottom for integra so fucking bad Series: Part 1 of Sir Integra Hellsing's Reverse Vampire Harem Summary:

"Alucard."

"Butler."

"Sir Integra has sent me to reprimand you for your insubordination today," Walter said, his voice smug.

So Alucard was truly to take his whelps from the butler, like a common houseservant unworthy of the master herself's concern.

#when you act out so your master will punish you but you get the butler instead #the ridiculous porn titles will continue with my andercard fic...#hellsing #hellsing fic #alucard hellsing #alucard/walter #alucard/integra

caprart1

she can search and destroy me

#hellsing #integra hellsing #yeah so when alucard is so horny to be ordered around by integra??#yeah me too man

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mcschnuggles

#alucard castlevania #AND #alucard hellsing

Just wanna say that I've been waking up every day checking ao3 for that Integra fic and now knowing that it's almost done I feel like I'm gonna burst

Please answer this when you post it so I can rush over there

At long last, she's here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In which I sublimate my desperate need for Integra via an oc

And the oc's conveniently long vampire tongue

#was thrilled to get this ask and now I can finally reply #your art is part of what I used to show my friends how hot Integra is #integra hellsing #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #sir integra

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