The Rolls-Royce of potential corpses

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

Today's Haus of Declin strip is so good

i love lowland streaked tenrecs because they’re like if a mammal was a caterpillar

[surrounded exclusively by the highly cultivated circle of people I don't find it difficult to be around] it's crazy how every media property I dislike is widely panned yet still succeeds

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe