Rat Prophet

Dear Americans. Your mission today. While driving is to roll down your windows and scream FAGGOT!!!! at the first guy in an oversized truck you see. And the second guy in an oversized truck. Not the third. But again for the fourth.

he was the world's first ontologically evil sacrificial lamb

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

it's tempting to just dismiss heath ledger's joker on account of how it altered society for the worse and inspired a generation of men who in the absolute best case scenario are only so annoying you'd rather eat your own ears than spend even a minute around them but then you sit down and actually watch the dark knight again and fuckkkkkk...he actually kinda crushed that shit like a hydraulic press

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

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I attempted to rob a man at zweihanderpoint but unfortunately he pulled out a pike and gained the range advantage, giving me no choice but to flee

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!