Welcome to my organized chaos

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

Who let's a monk who only speaks Polish and Latin out of an monastery, and not only out of a monastery but to an airport, and not only an airport but the O'Hare airport located in Chicago USA

same energy as the guy who communicated with his Greek hotel clerk by reading Medea in Ancient Greek

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.