groundless, frivolous, and substantially vexatious

i’m sorry, what?

Why is this so accurate 😭😭😭

me vs. life

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

HER TEENY MAIL SHIRT

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

socks

make your own post

wow, yes.