Dad Energy Personified

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

fuck yesss 👍

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

Usual reasons

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for Pope

Kermit for pope

kermit for pope :3

kermit for pope

kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope :3

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

Kermit for pope

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

My five year plan is to just see what happens

it renews every five years

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”