You hang up on me again I'll gut you like a fish

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

It’s kinda crazy to me how they discovered that hitting the ball with your head in soccer gives you a bunch of mini concussions and they banned that in kids soccer but apparently adults getting a bunch of small concussions in their day job is fine.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[id: the above post, with all words blacked out but “i understand your criticism, but i did it on purpose” /end id]

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.