@teaboot oil painting

MOTHER FUCKING OIL PAINTING???????

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems