I only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I’m fresh

this video sounds like arceus

It's the way people woobify Elon Musk. Nobody talks about Bezos as if he's some precious little uwu bean. I think it would be really funny if a disgruntled Tesla worker just snuck up behind him during a tv interview and euthanized him with one of those bolt guns they use to kill pigs. Completely painless but deeply traumatic for the people watching. I think that would be good for the gamers of America.

You know the joker? That's me but nonbinary.

women make fun of 3in1 shower gel because theyre jealous boys get to smell like glacier samurai

no little german boy dont go to the weed cave

Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!

you seem off today. have you pondered your orb lately

can yall be quiet? im trying to be boring

we post our thoughts and feelings online because in real life no one gives a shit about them.

hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?