Male Hysteric

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

lowers you into my tank of piranhas but there are only like 6 of them and they’re fed regularly so nothing happens

pulls you out and yells at you for struggling too hard and scaring my fish. they’re sensitive.

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

who plucked me off the stem

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny