just let me lie here on the sofa and put the reruns on TV

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.